With the new school year right around the corner and new executive boards for fraternities across the country ready to start their year in charge, I thought it would be an ideal time to tell all those new fraternity presidents out there what to expect from a former president.
In this backwards-upside-down-Stranger-Things-society we've come to accept as the cultural norm - one University has sunk the sinking ship even fucking further!
It's been a crazy quarantine for This Is College. It started with losing our precious Mezzo Thursday nights (the comeback is going to be nuts!), to launching a new website, dropping new merch, and letting a couple degenerates write on the blog. But, that's only the start.
I'm not gonna lie... I've thought about it. Especially during those three hour lectures with that one professor who just doesn't realize that at this point - None of us actually want to pursue a career in 'Creative Writing.'
In what feels like day 1038503 of quarantine, I found myself reminiscing about the good ole days. Mostly the good ole parties. There's very many things that compare to a perfectly executed themed party. When everyone goes hard on a theme you just can't beat it. That being said I came up with this list of the top 5 best fraternity party themes. Some I've been apart of, others I heard stories on. Either way if you throw these themes I can promise and epic night.
To all you sister-swillin’, cousin kissin’, backwoods blowjobbers who have the audacity to go out in public with a medical mask, BUT dangle said mask below your chin –